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addam00
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Make your own online poker roomok if you could make your own online poker room how would it work and what would you call it? and would have restrictions?
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Know-nuffin
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Re: Make your own online poker room | addam00 wrote: | | ok if you could make your own online poker room how would it work |
The deck would have animals on them; no suits or dots.
Any bird would count as a high card, except penguins and emus.
A pair would be any two animals that can mate. Say a donkey and an ass, or a dog and a mans leg, etc.
Three of a kind would be a lion, a tiger and a leopard.
A straight would be an ascending order of a chimpanzee, an orangutan, a gorilla, a Sheffield Wednesday fan, and a human.
A flush would be five animals with bright red butts, but I can only think of them monkeys we laugh at in nature programs.
If you find your self holding three mice and two half eaten cats, you'll have a Full Mouse.
And a dead goldfish card means a straight flush.
| addam00 wrote: | | and what would you call it? |
I wouldn't matter, who the hell's gonna play there. 
| addam00 wrote: | | and would have restrictions? |
No spiders. 
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PoolDemon
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well, after carefull consideration, i have a few options that are definetely required :
every deck has to have scantily clad ladies on it (on both sides)
straights & flushes never count (never understood why you should get rewarded for not hitting your hand)
every player that calls a PF raise with ace rag will get a 10 minute time out.
instead of tournies to costly WSOP seats, it would have slightly less costly trips to world famous pole dancing clubs.
instead of entry fees, it would have a one time membership fee of only $1000.00, with any tournament wins paid out after one year, of course it might go bankrupt after 364 days...
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MrBadBeat
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I think whoever is dealt the worst cards should win the hand by a freak coincidence on the turn and river. The site should be called JokerStars.
Oh, hang on. That exists already, doesn't it?
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